Hi lovelies,
It's our beloved junx's 3425th birthday come the 1st of september (he is a tomb king afterall).
I suggested giving him a canopic jar or more minions to command but... his object of choice is none other than a new pair of Teva Sandals, to match his contemporary tomb king garb. You see, the tomb kings (very much like the ancient egyptians) have an ongoing fad for sandals for it allows them to shake sand loose easily. As you know, sand gets anywhere, everywhere. You can ask the poor soldiers of the Afrikakorps.
Nonetheless, being a poor ogre who deals only in food, i need to go around to collect those shiny coins from you all. Or I'll duff you then eat you. Hur hur hur.
Okay, if we can all contribute about $30 bucks each, we should be able to buy him a pair of sandals instead of just the box.
Sean being a student can wave his dispel 'wish list' scroll and ignore this post.
hur hur hur.
the horned rat.
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Lord Kasfield, turned and summoned his guardman, "Dip into the treasury, and pull a fist of coins and send it to the border, leave it by the giant tree at the border gates, for the Orges will collect the coins by nightfall. If you are late, do not regret if you become the Orges' supper."
As the guardman was running along, Lord Kasfield stormed... "Get a band of best huntmen, follow the Orges' trail and be in one piece to report to me the filthy giants' lairs.... Send words to the Engineers' Guild and Swordmen, be battle ready, when the huntmen are back..... Now... For SIGMAR...MOVE..."
With that, Lord Kasfield looked down into a deep trance and ponder his next move....
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