Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Double Eagle

Despite all the resistance by my gut feelings, I ignored the screams of agony by every sane brain cell I had and spent $13.50 to buy Double Eagle...

For those with a lack of RAM, Double Eagle is a Dan Abnett novel about fighter action over the Sabbat Worlds.
The reason why I'm writing is out of guilt (for spending money which equates to two pots of paint) and also I've had bad experiences with GW novels.

Maybe it's my reading habits, but the scary trend with reading GW novels is that I've gotten bored with several of them and I've even failed to complete a few... Like
Star of Erengrad - God! I don't think I finished 17 pages before it flew off my hands.
Execution Hour - Ah the battlefleet gothic book. I enjoyed this one, not thoroughly but it was a decent read. The plot was a little lame but the ship to ship battles were engaging and really made me want to play BFG.
Shadow Point - The sister BFG book. Now this was CRAP. Although the characters returned and the introduction of the Eldar, the plot was again lame (i can't even remember what a 'shadow point' was) but most importantly, the ship to ship battles (which saved the first book) was sadly downplayed, and I don't think i finished the book.
Draco - Then came the Draco series. About an inquisitor. I survived the first book, but never had the courage to read the other two... sad thing is I already own them.
Xenos/Malleus/Hereticus - I read xenos already, despite much acclaim from everyone, I remain unimpressed. I've heard Junx mention that I should stick it through and go on to read the second and third book. Maybe I should, sigh.

Well, I've started reading 3 pages last night, and the Double Eagle shows some promise. I'll have to keep you posted.

The reason for my gripes is that it is obvious that fluff is now mainly handled by the Black Library, but if they keep working on things that are insignificant, the stories in my opinion are losing direction.
It used to be the Games Designers who dictated what happened in the 40k and Warhammer universe. Andy Chambers would set a certain direction along with Gav Thorpe (Fantasy) like a Role Playing Game, coupled with the fact that they wrote the rules, the game developed at the same time as the fluff. But recently, nothing significant has happened and it's depressing.

Take for example, the Armageddon campaign that happened several years ago. Important things did happen that made the main story flow, Orks battered the Blood Angels to the point where they are in a recovery stage. Captain Tycho succumbed to the Black Rage and sacrificed himself. At least even Yarrick aged. I wasn't a 40K fanatic then but I was caught up with the stories, and made me want to collect Blood Angels. New units, like the Armageddon Steel Legion were created. Cadia on the other hand paled a lot in comparison. They introduced 13th Co, and Eldar strike forces, but fluffwise things didn't really matter. We've read about 13th Co, black guardians... nothing really new, just new rules to old fluff. But at least the setting was important, the 13th Black Crusade is fluffy. The only major loss was the relictors who got betrayed by a Daemon possessed Inquisitor. Relictors? Do you really care? Not me, it's not as if it was like Ultramarines (now that would be a story) who got beaten to pulp.

The heroes of the current age were spawned from Battle Reports from really old White Dwarfs. Ghazhkull, Yarrick, Tycho and several others like the Ulthwe Farseer (can't remember his name). were all from battle reports, and although it might have been rigged at least they built a name from themselves through battles.

It doesn't happen anymore. The characters from the current fluff aren't like major heroes. Maybe I don't read that much Black Library stuff to really know what's going on. But I just think the Warhammer universes have become just settings for games. True, they've delved into a lot more details, like the shapes of imperial canteens and how many teeth a skaven has, but suddenly, I felt that the big picture is lost.

Battle reports turn into Army Intros, it doesn't matter who wins or who loses, it's just a game. It seems that nothing has happened after Cadia fell. And it seems that the Storm of Chaos didn't blow... I mean, Archaon fought till Middenheim, but the old city held, who cares about the hamlets and villages, it's probably being rebuilt anyway. What next? nothing. No fluff in Dwarf or anywhere... everyone has gone to Lustria.
Cadia? Oh the imperials left the main planet, recamped themselves in a nearby moon. Meanwhile, with chaos capturing the pylons, what will happen? Will Chaos flow forth? Are the pylons of Necron origin? Nothing! It seems that Macragge is under attack again. (Oh, it's more new rules to old fluff... no? It's worse? It's old rules to old fluff but new miniatures...)

Arghh! It's frustrating!

Sorry! Rant over... *breathing regulates again*

Monday, August 29, 2005

To clear the air II

Okay,
It seems that the tourney rules are generally accepted without major gripes.
To further answer dylan's questions, I did think of a simple say 2k game for our tourneys, but I decided to add the 250 points in as a surprise element, otherwise we'll know what we're playing against all the time and that i feel kills a bit of the suspense.
Fluffwise, after the bulk of the army leaves camp, it's not surprising for armies to receive some minor reinforcements or ragtag troops signing up. Or the general picking a different blade to bring to battle.

Promoting generals is a great idea! But my fear is that it unbalances the gameplay and brings unfair advantages to a winning player. Afterall its a tourney not a campaign...

great horned rat

House Rules

Okay, as per what Ithelien wishes:

Our house rules are not many as yet...
- Massed Archery:
A unit armed with missile weapons of strength 3 and below, may have a second rank fire their missile weapons provided that the unit remained stationary (no reforms, turns or wheels) throughout the movement phase. If the unit is located on a hill, then a third rank may fire.

- Strength 8 to destroy chariots:
As many characters (ie with a cheapo great weapon) and monsters have easy access to strength 7, only strength 8 can destroy chariots with one successful wounding hit.

- Lores of Magic:
The trial lores of magic for Heavens, Beasts and Life? (can't remember) are being used. So don't refer to the rulebook for these lores.

- Against the Odds!:
If it is such that a losing unit is so badly beaten during close combat, that the combat resolution score modifies the resultant break test leadership roll to the point of 'autobreaking', then the unit is still allowed a roll of 2D6. If a 2 is rolled on the total score of the dice, then the unit counts as passing the resultant leadership test. Note that it is a roll of 2D6, and not anything else. So armies/models, like lizardmen with their coldblooded rule, that play around with leadership rolls will still only roll 2D6.

Thats it for now!
great horned rat

House rules

Hi all,

i think its a good idea to make a list of all the house rules we are playing with. Kelvin may not know some of them i quite frankly have forgot some of them also..

we can use this blog site to update and keep current our house rules.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

To clear the air

Okay, got some feedback from you all, and thought I should clarify stuff.

*Magic Items for units, normally banners, are all purchased with the final 250 points.
The 250 points are for us to spring minor surprises unto our unwitting foes, and also to tweak our armies to suit the opponent... like you might want a cannon when facing chaos, but you might want a mortar when facing skaven, for instance.
It's not really a strict rule. But the key thing to remember is, that the first 2000pts is permanent. So if you want to stick a warbanner in a unit with your initial 2000pts that's fine, but then you'll have a warbanner throughout the league stage. Not a bad thing, but it means that we all will know prior.

Yes. All army lists are open for viewing. See junx, I'm fair... Hahaha. I've already written down my list. After I receive all the lists, I'll put them up for all to see. And then it's final, it cannot be changed, though you'll still have 250 pts to play with.

Character names should be included... it makes it fluffier. But I'm not too worried because you guys are pretty imaginative and have already got named generals already... Just work on your minor heroes. Ghrund is my new Tyrant name.... hur hur.

I don't think we'll use the mission generators, although I did think about it. I am concerned that it'll make the pregame set up too lengthy and bulky to handle. I think with new opponents all round and the scenarios to twist it a bit, will be good enough. As the scenario generators include more VPs and things to remember, and since its a tourney, we cannot afford to miss things out, otherwise it's not fair. I think we should just try out a basic system first. Once we get the hang of things, we can complexify the next tourney.

Wizard upgrades, in my opinion, should be included in the first 2k. But as above, it's not strictly compulsory, you can always add the upgrade in the 250 pts, for flexibility reasons, it just means that you don't have that many spare points after the upgrade...
example.
35 points for wizard upgrade = 215pts left
say, 100 pts for lord items = 115 pts left
1 scroll and 25pt item for mage = 65 pts left
25 point sword for hero = 40 pts left.
warbanner in hero unit = 15 pts
1 swordmaster = 0 pts left.

Ultimately, the 250 pts is for pure flexibility.

Also, as this is a tourney, although a rather inofficial one, we should also refrain from side seat comments, and only an arbiter who can clear and clarify stuff on the field.

the great horned rat

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Massacre at Hedgewood

3 natures that heaven does not will- incontinence, malice and mad brutishness. 3 qualities treasured by other entities forsaken from grace.

Memory, buried deep within the forests of my mind, faint glances of a past where my being owed a devotion to another path, another life. Till I met my guide in the middle of the journey of my life, I came to myself in a dark wood where the direct way was lost. He showed me wonders beyond the realms of mortal comprehension, and my life was a stranger I ceased to know. He showed me dark paths that brought excruciating ecstasy, where imagination ruled over natural law, baptized into the depths of hopelessness by fire and blood, reborn as Kafziel, Exalted champion of Chaos.

As I watch Hedgewood burn, souls offered up to the dark masters for their pleasure. How easy any one of these souls could have taken the path trodden by me, and yet they burn, fated to suffer eternal terror.

Infantry holding the middle and Chaos’ finest on black steeds thundered up on my left destined for empire guns. Met head on be the priests of Mor and blood was shed on Hedgewood soil. Ogres moved up to reinforce the left while I committed my infantry to threaten the center eventually achieving the breakthrough in the center while I rode with my personal guard breaking through on the left. Men of Sigmar were no more.

A worthy foe, I salute thee. Makes victory all the more sweeter. I drink now the nectar of your souls in the consuming light of the hamlet known once as Hedgewood.

Friday, August 26, 2005

The Champions League

Hi friends,
We've all had some friendly one off games, and I think it'll be fun if we had a bit of a tourney running. So i propose 'the champions league'!

Okay, here's how it'll work.
+ The tournament will work in two stages. The first is the league stage and the second the Finals!
+ Each player will get one game against a fellow competitor. So since we only potentially have 4 players (Dylan, Kelvin, Junx and I), there will be a total of 6 games in the league stage. If you're wondering about Sean, he's gone on o levels tour of duty and won't be active for about 3 months.
+ Each victory will give you 3 points, a draw will give both sides 1 point, and a loss (obviously) will give you no points. It doesn't matter if it's a massacre or a minor victory, it'll still count as a victory.
+ Victory points for and against will be recorded in case of a draw in points; so a massacre or a minor victory will have some consequence (albeit minor).
+ The two players with the most points will get to play in the FINALS and for the prize...

Prize? I hear you say...
Yes, the winner will get to pick a Band D or E blister pack, courtesy of the losing parties. It'll come up to about $8 each... so I think it won't hurt that much, but it'll bring a bit more excitement than just bragging rights...

Here are the details.
+ Each army will consist of 2,000 pts. This list is PERMANENT throughout the league stage. When you write your army lists, do not include magical items for characters (also champions for High Elves), magical banners (regiments or BSB) and so forth. It's pure model points along with any mundane weapons.
+ Each army will get an ADDITIONAL Flexi 250 pts. Flexi means that this additional points can be changed from game to game. This points is actually for magical items, but if you cannot finish using this 250 points, you can use any remainder for the odd spearman, or unit upgrade (musicians/banner), or even a brand new unit, if you scrimp on the magic items. But remember that you have no magic items in your original 2K list... This rule allows a bit of flexibility and makes our games 2250 pts.
+ After you write a 2k army list, please submit it to me and I will do the points calculations. The additional 250 points is only added at just before gametime.
+ To encourage a more balanced and exciting game, random scenarios will be generated with a roll of a D6 on the table below, before the battle after the additional 250 pts are submitted to the Arbiter.
1-3: Pitched Battle
4: Flank Attack
5: Meeting Engagement
6: Capture

+ The attacker and defender will be decided randomly.

THE FINALS!
+ The top two players in the league stages will get to compete in the Finals
+ Finals game will be a 3K mega battle!
+ Yes, we're not games workshop, we can always proxy.
+ Winner takes the prize, the bragging rights, and thunderous applause from the other 3 guys!

Okay. If you guys think the above is fine, please let me know.
Also, if you want any other details modified or added.
Also, if you want to take part...

After this tourney, we'll switch to some 40k...

the great horned rat.

managed to figure out the account

Ithelien is Operational

KAFZI-EL Marches on..

As I stand upon this cliff behold yonder a hamlet I spy. Blood of innocence, the sweetest kind. My masters shall be pleased tonight.

My scouts have gazed upon a force of Sigmar, 3 leagues from my prize. An interesting obstacle I fear may arise, to stand between me and my prize.

"In hoc signo vinces" (in this sign thou shalt conquer). This banner, square in form, covered with a rich embroidery of precious stones, and "being also richly interlaced with gold, presented an indescribable degree of beauty to the beholder"…I shall conquer and all shall bow before my banner!

From the depths of despair I ride, victory for the Gods, victory for my army, victory for KAFZI_EL…….

Thursday, August 25, 2005

The Great Migration: Battle at the Old Turnpike Road

Scrapbook of Ruud von Histelrooy, Imperial Researcher.
[Battle Report: High Elves vs Ogre Kingdoms. 2ooo pts]

It has been three days since the marauding ogres have sacked Haffenburg. They've been in the village eating every morsel of food, from cats, dogs, dead bodies to the old and sickly who didn't get away in time. Mostly they've been gathering around a huge cauldron, boiling and bubbling for three days nonstop. Two huge bloated figures have been seen pouring chunks of meat in, stirring and cooking, and then dividing the chops to the hungry ogres gathered around. Interesting. They seem to have no fear of any human reprisals, since unlike any other army, they seem to place no pickets or to chase after the remnants of the Empire army. Perhaps they are truly hungry.

On the morning of the fourth day, the ogres left. I presume, after emptying the village of everything worth eating. Those little grey creatures though, have been busy too. They scavenge and harvest all the trinkets and gold from all the houses and bodies (before being eaten of course).

There are two main roads leading away from Haffenburg, the first is the Imperial Highway that leads to the heart of the empire, and the other is the Old Turnpike Road that winds along the borders of the Empire. The ogres have taken the second road. Why? I do not know. But it would have been worse if they walked straight through the Empire. Still, I must admit, maybe there was some wisdom in such a move... the ogres would have been easily cut off by the armies of the various Elector Counts and be destroyed.

Nonetheless, within half a day, the ogres encountered a patrolling force of High Elves, still protecting the borders and hunting down vagrant bands of beastmen [Gorthmaw's Warhost perhaps?] since the vile Storm of Chaos. Marko's spyglass reveals that it is none other than Lord Ithilien's High Elf Patrol. Since the Storm of Chaos, Lord Ithilien has been restless against the forces of disorder.

When most High Elf Lords have since retreated back to their island of Ulthuan, Ithilien believes that the threat isn't over, as such he has been hunting down bands of Beastmen and marauders. Of note is the Battle of Darkswood, where Gorthmaw Childtaker, an infamous Beastlord of great cunning had been raiding many Imperial hamlets. Despite the many attempts to take him (dead or alive) he seems to avoid capture or death in battle. It is said that he drinks the blood of his victims to slake his thirst and boost his strength (although is is mainly folklore). At Darkswood, Ithilien had cornered the beaste, and his cavalry had ridden down the beast herds, but of Gorthmaw, there is no news. Thus till this day, Ithilien waits and waits for Gorthmaw to place a wrong move, and he will pounce.

That is till the ogres came...

* * * * *
It is hard to describe the feeling when you witness so much carnage and death.
It makes me feel numb (with fear and also from crouching too long) and reluctant to move a muscle.
Even the normally hardedged Marko had an ashen look on his face.
When the Ogres were gone, surprisingly they did not stay as long, Marko hefted his heavy crossbow and stalked onto the battlefield.

The battlefield was a mess, here and there you could see a dead ogre, like the one just beside me now; with Bolt thrower arrows sticking out everywhere. But more gruesome was the pile of Swordmasters, their silver armour glinting red with blood, their own blood. Further along the battlefield was an even bigger pile of dead Elven Spearmen, their bodies broken and stomped to pieces as they turned and fled from the carnage, only for the Ironguts to catch them... With Marko's spyglass I could see the other side of the battlefield, laden with broken horse carcasses, the odd mare skittering riderless.

Suddenly, I could hear hoove beats heading towards our direction... For a moment, my heart stopped as I thought it could be the ogres coming back. It was the Lord Ithilien! We were searching for his noble body (not to steal, really!) but there he was alive. He deigned to even look at me, instead spoke to Marko... which i wrote down.
"The Ogres have left, milord," Marko said.
"Yes, indeed they have. Vile creatures."
"Your wounded need care, and your numbers are few."
Ithilien looked at Marko and smiled a thin smile, "our numbers have always been few. This day has cost much in Elven blood."
"Hmmm... Well, I can get some help from that place over there," Marko replied, thumbing toward a small hamlet in the distance, "we could get some water up..."
"Yes, it seems that is the only recourse we have."

In the distance, a horn sounded, its deep cry echoing eerily on the darkening battlefield. A mist was slowly enveloping the grounds, making the dead bodies seem as if they were moving ever so slightly.
Marko, ever the ranger, raised his head to the horn blast. "Don't think ogres use horns."
"You are correct," Ithilien replied, "that was no ogre horn. But a Beast horn!"

Without delay, Ithilien turned and conferred with his horsemen who were waiting behind him. The Elves talked in low tones and finally after a couple of minutes, they nodded in agreement. Ithilien wheeled his horse around and said, "We must leave, you as well, if you value your lives."
"What?" Marko looked at him incredulously.
"Something stalks us, and he has the upperhand." Ithilien gathered his reins and prepared to ride, "We will go to the hamlet, we have spare horses. They would normally prefer not to take a human rider, but the need is dire."
"But what about your wounded? Why??" Marko could not understand.
Ithilien sighed. "I grieve at the loss, but the Hunt has begun. If we stay, our losses this day will be greater. Come we ride!"

At this point, the Elves handed us a great warhorse, still clad in heavy barding. Its eyes shone with power and pride, but it also gave us a look of disdain (haughty gits!). Pushing me up into the saddle, Marko couldn't help but cry out to the passing Elven Prince. "Who then strikes such fear in you?"
Upon hearing that, I could see Ithilien clench his fist tightly on the reins. I thought he'd just ride on, but instead he turned around to face Marko, a cold glint in his eyes...
"If you really must know, I recognise the horn signature... It's Gorthmaw Childtaker, and he hunts tonight.

Ithilien sighed again, "I, on the otherhand, am powerless to stop him."

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

For Sigmar

Well guys... Sometimes I do feel the white dwarf is abit drying up too. But still it's white dwarf, everyone's favourite Warhammer stuff, maybe... At times, when you look forward to an article, usually they disappoint you... sigh. Still, whether its good or bad, guess its the only magazine that dwells on the world of warhammer and 40K, will be hanging on for the sake of hanging on... haha.

This virtual blog space, is indeed very fullfilling, cheers and make our community grow.... FOR SIGMAR!.... FOR THE EMPEROR!

Lord Kasfield needs revenge! haha... Any chance this week?

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"My Lord, the huntmen have returned. They have found the Orges'trail." A high moraled swordman reported.

Lord Kasfield, turned and looked into the clear blue sky. The sky as clear as crystal, not a sign of clouds that withers pass. Memories of his slained men shadowed onto his mind. Sound of screams echoed onto his mind. "May my perished faithful loyal men rest in peace, revenge, vengence will be served."

"Send words to the engineers.... Get the Hellblaster ready! Tunned the cannons with precision, I will have the crews' head if they miss-fire again!"

Lord Kasfield got up and stormed to his men, " It is time...."

FOR SIGMAR!

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Got me dorf!

Yesterday I received my white dwarf in the mailbox.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to get this feeling that I'm no longer really eagerly waiting for the next issues of our hallowed gaming magazine.
Maybe I'm starting to get jaded...
Maybe that's why we have our own blog space to write our own white dwarf articles.
Anyway, with a decent chunk of precious magazine space dedicated to a game that's really passe... unless they make a sequel to the movie... it's like Games Workshop can't bear to let go of the silly game even when the movie craze is over. I guess when you pay like millions of pounds to get licensing rights, it's hard to let go.
Anyway, amidst the trash, I found one gem of an article!

RHINOX CAVALRY. hur hur hur.

For all you people who think four legs are better than two... we ogres are starting to think the same too.

Anyway, i'm mightily tempted to field a couple of these guys... it's just the dollar cost (and the fact that they're one special and rare choice) that's setting me back... oh damn those forgeworld people.

Nonetheless. Hope to set up a game soon.
hur hur.

the horned rat.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The Great Migration: Across the World's Edge Mountains

Scrapbook of Ruud von Histelrooy, imperial researcher. [Battle report of Empire vs Ogre Kingdoms, 2000pts]

Today, together with my able scout, Marko von Basten, we set off to research and catalogue the various fauna and flora that populate the mountain slopes. I hope to find some rare or undiscovered lifeform to complete my research.

About midday, after travelling along a rarely used mountain path, we come across many big footprints. I'm a size nine, these must surely be like size 20! After examining the tracks, Marko dismissively claims that they're ogre tracks and we should traverse in the opposite direction.

But this could be a great discovery! Although ogres have been catalogued before, but few humans have actually seen them travelling in a great herd. Even fewer have heard of ogres travelling so far west to cross the World's Edge Mountains. And I could be the one to document everything down! I can foresee a scholarship in the great University of Nuln! So despite Marko's protests, we decide to follow the ogres (after giving him an additional bag of gold).

Tracking ogres isn't hard at all. Even I, a novice can find the ogres easily. They have no outriders or scouts... although we did notice little grey creatures scuttling around, but they paid us no heed, instead were poking each other in the eyes and generally make squeally noises.

It was also easy to see where the ogres were heading, the village of Haffenburg, where I also stored most of my gear... And to my great surprise, an imperial army had mustered on the edges of the village! Sigmar be blessed! Maybe my things will be saved afterall...

* * * * *
The banner of Lord Kasfield whipped wildly in the wind, a great storm was brewing beyond the mountains, and on the slopes directly opposite them, he could see their foes. Huge hulking humanoids, loud and boisterous. Young Thom tried desperately to hold on to the banner pole, and the wind wasn't making things easier.

Centering around Thom, Lord Kasfield's inner circle knights formed up, waiting for Lord Kasfield to arrive. Lord Kasfield was leaving the army centre to his second in command, a pyromancer. "Was this wise?" young Thom wondered, but he dispelled any negative thoughts, for these were greater heroes than he, and he knew that his liege lord would do all in his power for the good of the Empire.

Thom could see Lord Kasfield galloping on his charger up the slope where the knights were gathered. He was clad in simple platemail armour, for he was a simple man. Although he had land to his name, he was more a warrior at heart, and a warrior always appreciated the simple things. Simple plate would ward off blows better without the fancy laticework that other lords would wear; lighter and won't be snagged by enemy weapons. A simple steel blade would work better than one with a fancy hilt; keener and sharper. Yes he liked simple things, but it did not reflect a man of slow wit.

"How goes the battle line, sir?" young Thom queried when Kasfield arrived.
"It should hold till we arrive on the flanks, it has to. We're the only thing standing between the ogres and the villagefolk." Kasfield replied.
"Villagers would have fled by now. We're fighting over an empty village." Thom retorted.
Kasfield turned suddenly to look at Thom, staring intently at the young bannerman, making him squirm... slowly Kasfield softened his gaze. "Is that what I've taught you?"
"No..."
"Then form up with the others, we must ride now, and bring swift vengeance to the enemies of the Empire."

The Knights of the Inner Circle were veterans of many campaigns and Kasfield needed no rally talks to urge them forward. Silently as one, the knights galloped down the slope toward the enemy and to meet death in the eye and defeat it. No one spoke a word, and the only sound was the thundering of hooves and the clattering of platemail...

* * * * *
Hiding behind a rock, Marko and I could see most of the action, easier for me to take notes. As the ogres ran headlong towards the Imperial line, totally unhiding their intent and eagerness to close the distance between the two armies. The imperial gunners seem to be unnerved by the speed in which the ogres are approaching and they seem to miss their cannon shots...

The ogres have a wierd contraption crewed by the little grey creatures we saw earlier. It looks like a catapult of some sorts and it has been pummelling the poor empire infantry blocks with broken swords, forks and all manner of sharp things. The dying screams of the soldiers, as they're skewered by the detritus is rather unnerving...

* * * * *
Thom clutched at his banner hard with his left hand, bracing it within the holster slung across his shoulders. With his free hand he lowered his lance. Through his visor, he could only see a sliver of dark tanned ogre flesh, and it was there he aimed. He could feel the impact of the lance as his weapon tore into flesh; he could hear the lance snap in two, and feel the shuddering of his shoulder as the two forces collided. Instinctively, he dropped the broken weapon and drew his cavalry sabre. He could see Sir Rudi Voellor get smacked full in the chest by a crude great weapon of the armoured ogres, slamming Rudi off his horse, his breastplate was a crumpled mess. He would just hack away, left then right, he could see red blood streaming off the edges of his sabre, whether it was ogre or human blood, he did not know, nor care.

Suddenly, the ogres were turning away. One by one, the ugly monsters were turning to run! Filled with elation, young Thom raised his banner high, the charge had broken the enemy flank. Lord Kasfield's trick had worked.

* * * * *
From my vantage point I could see how the armies were faring. This is the first time I see an ogre army at work and I could witness the coldblooded brutality and efficiency of the ogres as they hit the centre of the empire line hard. There's a really large and ugly ogre clad in heavy armour leading the charge, henceforth I shall term this ogre as a tyrant. He and his ogres smash into the knights of Ulric with glee, tearing great chunks of flesh from human and horse alike; gorging themselves with the raw meat, elated in the slaughter... in the meantime the catapult contraption keeps punishing the poor infantry, suddenly the men break formation as I think they had enough of having forks and dinner knives flung in their direction.

It's not all bad news though, as the knights make short work of a big band of ogres on the imperial left flank. But I think it's too late for them to come back...

Looks like I'll have to find new gear... sigh.

* * * * *
Thom and the Inner Circle Knights wheeled their horses around to see that their once proud army was gone. The ogres were already in the village. Thom could see plumes of smoke rising from the village and great bands of ogres feasting on the meat of the fallen.

Lord Kasfield rode up to him. "It seems we were too late."
Thom looked at him, did he notice a little tinge of remorse? If so, Kasfield masked it well. "Yes sir, it seems so."
Lord Kasfield looked yonder at the smoke rising like grey angry locusts eating away the whitewashed walls of Haffenburg. "It would have been perfect."
"Yes sir, it would have."

* * * * *
Marko has decided that we retire and find a place to camp in the wilds. I was so hoping for a warm bath, but the only bath now in Haffenburg would be in a cauldron. As we turn to leave, we hear a great bellowing... "Brutan Brutan Brutan..."

Maybe I've got a name for that big ugly brute...

It's Junx's Birthday

Hi lovelies,
It's our beloved junx's 3425th birthday come the 1st of september (he is a tomb king afterall).
I suggested giving him a canopic jar or more minions to command but... his object of choice is none other than a new pair of Teva Sandals, to match his contemporary tomb king garb. You see, the tomb kings (very much like the ancient egyptians) have an ongoing fad for sandals for it allows them to shake sand loose easily. As you know, sand gets anywhere, everywhere. You can ask the poor soldiers of the Afrikakorps.
Nonetheless, being a poor ogre who deals only in food, i need to go around to collect those shiny coins from you all. Or I'll duff you then eat you. Hur hur hur.
Okay, if we can all contribute about $30 bucks each, we should be able to buy him a pair of sandals instead of just the box.
Sean being a student can wave his dispel 'wish list' scroll and ignore this post.

hur hur hur.
the horned rat.

Junx Has Reported!


Junx: SMS me to learn how to add a new Post!!

Jason: Die New EVil Tyrant!!! DIE!!!

Monday, August 22, 2005

How to Use the VOX

Hi minions!!

Sign up an account by creating your own blog and post stuff!!

Vox Caster is operational

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hi there citizens!
behold the new 'vox caster'.
the imperium's new tool.
the new place to put silly things about warhammer and warhammer 40K.
if you like you can put pictures, stories, rules or just to plain communicate.
if not you can just read.
if not you can purge this page from your favourites.
i'm going to go undercoat my new ogres.
i hope to put up crap about my ogres soon.

Junx: I've just revamped my ogre list... hur hur hur.

the horned rat.
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